I love you dearly. I am kind of on to the fact that you keep changing your name back and forth between Alberta Education and Alberta Learning so that you don’t get letters like this, but your methods of confusion didn’t work this time.
My school board needs a little more funding. How much more? Well, not too much really. Just enough to afford toilet paper that isn’t one-eighth ply.
Don’t get me wrong. I’m regular. So, I don’t usually time things so that I use a lot of TP within the school. When I do, though, it hurts me. Even if I’m just wiping my nose.
I get sad when I’m in the art room because the coloured tissue paper looks more skin-friendly and more absorbant than our current supply of bathroom tissue.
Maybe your plan is to keep people regular. Maybe your plan is to keep washroom break-time to a minimum. Maybe your plan is to keep people off McDonalds, because let’s admit it, Big Macs throw off even the most disciplined diets and routines. Buuuut… maybe this is a cost thing. But there are 6000 teachers in Calgary… and bulk anything is fairly cost effective. So let’s bump things up to some kind of happy medium.Â
I think the end result ( pun intendended) will be a boosted morale.